So it's four o'clock on a Saturday afternoon and, so far, I have avoided doing any homework at all. Actually, I've avoided doing a blessed thing worth mentioning. Except checking Facebook every hour, even though there's nothing new on there, because, y'know. Facebook.
This is Not A Good Thing. I have a new major paper to be working on, for one thing, and about half a dozen different ideas for what I could do with it, and it is time to decide and come up with a thesis statement and find an external source (WOO! I feel like a big wheel finding my own source. Haha.). Not to mention that I need to pay some attention to calculus sometime before that exam on Monday.
Also, National Novel Writing Month starts in 9 days. I don't have an outline ready, of course. (Uh-oh.) I think I've had a complete, detailed outline maybe 1 out of the 4 years I've done it? Tellingly, I never produce anything that's a) finished and b) worthy of being read. By humans, anyways. Some of it might be okay for goldfish, or hamsters. I don't know.
So. Now it's almost 4:30 and I'm going to go get on all of that. After I check Facebook one more time.
“For any true stickler, you see, the sight of the plural word “Book’s” with an apostrophe in it will trigger a ghastly private emotional process similar to the stages of bereavement, though greatly accelerated. First there is shock. Within seconds, shock gives way to disbelief, disbelief to pain, and pain to anger. Finally (and this is where the analogy breaks down), anger gives way to a righteous urge to perpetrate an act of criminal damage with the aid of a permanent marker.” -Lynne Truss
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Saturday, October 22, 2011
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